"Put the Booger in the Kleenex"

Our car ride home today...

Me: Austin. Get your finger out of your nose.

Austin: No

Me: Austin. Get your finger out of your nose. Please.

Austin: No

Me: Austin. Get your finger out of your nose. PLEASE. Wow. that is a big booger. Mommy is going to get you a Kleenex. Wow. That is a BIG GREEN BOOGER. Gross.

Austin: GREEEEEEN!

Me: Okay, Austin, put the booger in the kleenex. No, not on your shirt. In the kleenex. No, in the kleenex. Oh, you have more Boogies? Okay, wipe your nose, no, not your eye. Not your eye- your nose. Austin, where did the booger go? Is it in the kleenex? Is the green booger in the kleenex?

Comical. If my 21 year old self could hear me now!!!

And.... I still don't know where the green booger went.