Shower Games...

My girlfriends and I are pretty much on the same page as far as shower games go, so I was very pleased that we didn't need to guess the chocolate bar in the diaper (YUCK YUCK YUCK) or worse, smell the diaper and guess what's in it (sorry Kim, that ruined me for LIFE smelling gross pickle and garlic diapers when I was 3 months pregnant- talk about nauseating!). My mom was even doing research online on shower games and found the most disgusting game yet- pin the sperm on the vagina! No joke, it's an actual baby shower game! hahaha! I couldn't believe that people actually play that! How gross?!?

Luckily, my mom and Kairee put together a fun game that was rated 0 on the gross-out meter and got Ryan involved. It was a game where we both had to answer questions and then compared our answers. I thought a couple of our answers were quite funny and thought I'd share:

How many diapers does a baby need each day?
Ryan's answer- 6
My answer- 10

How many diapers does Ryan plan on changing each day?
Ryan's answer- 2
My answer- 3

How many hours does a newborn sleep each day?
Ryan's answer- 14 hours
My answer- 14 hours

At what age does a baby start sleeping through the night?
Ryan's answer- 4 months
My answer- 4 months

At what age does a child stop needing naps?
Ryan's answer- 5 years old
My answer- 3 years old

At what age does a baby start eating solid foods?
Ryan's answer- a year and a half
My reply to Ryan's answer- "what?!?!? he expects me to breast feed for a year and a half?!?"
My answer- 6 months

Do you think your baby will be born with a lot of hair?
Ryan's answer- yes
My answer- no

How many kids do you want to have?
Ryan's answer- 2
My answer- 3


Who'll be the firm parent and who'll be a pushover?
We both had a hard time with this one, especially since we don't know what we're having. We both think that if we have a girl, he'll be a pushover and I'll be firm and if we have a boy, the opposite.

Kinda fun, huh? Thank god my guests weren't forced to identify poopy diapers or worse.... participate in x-rated shower games (although, on second thought, that would have been the most memorable game ever!).